CAP System – the first phone call

PHONE-RINGING

“Hello, Richard Lochhead here – agriculture minister – I need a computer system to process farming subsidies.”

“Yes. We can do it!”

“How much will it cost?”

“How much have you got?”

“Well, we’re aiming for £70m but at a stretch we could pay £200m”

“It’ll cost £200m.”

“Cor. That’s lucky. I’ve got just enough. When can you start?”

“We’ve already started charging.”

“Excellent!”

 

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