Dom’s Diary – 4.12.2015 – MPs amateur attempts at fiddling expenses

This made me laugh – MPs being done for fiddling expenses – amateurs

Met Police investigate expenses of two MPs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35004172

Here’s what you do if you really want to milk the public purse

  • sack all your UK staff
  • Advertise their jobs 
  • Tell the home office you can’t find anyone to do the work – throw away any cvs from interested people
  • Blame it on the skills crisis
  • Set up a business with a license to sponsor Tier 2 migrants
  • Bring them in through your business
  • Take a cut of their salary
  • Supply them from your business to your office
  • Claim for them on expenses
  • That way you get your staff on expenses and also get a cut of their salary for yourself

Works for me 🙂

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