Father Christmas drafted in to help with SAF Applications

The Scottish Government has brought in extra staff to help with the entry of the remaining 16,000+ SAFs that have not yet been successfully submitted.

A Government spokesman told us that “remarkable challenges will be met with remarkable people” – amongst them Father Christmas, 2 of the Norse Gods, Tinkerbell and 14 Disney characters including Snow White and Prince Charming.

Richard Lochhead, the agricultural minster was unavailable for comment but a source claiming to be close to him told us: “We are confident that with the new intake of staff to help with the influx expected in the next few days we can achieve the miracles that will be required to get everything finally submitted.”


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