Dom’s Diary – April 1st, 2015 – Advert for Delivery Director?!!

Can’t chuffin believe it.  Just seen this on one of the job sites.  Is nobody’s job safe anymore?  Need to check the location.

Position: Delivery Director

Salary:  a lot less than we’re paying right now

Essential skills:

Must have own company with the ability to sponsor visas.

Attention to detail is essential. The current fella has been a bit sloppy on the Resident Worker Tests and it’s going to cause us trouble. 

Desirable skills:

A little tact and diplomacy would be nice.  The current fella has been a bit too heavy handed. 

We don’t mind you taking a big fat cut for yourself but we’d rather you didn’t take the piss.

We’d rather you didn’t publish your personal diary on the internet.

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